What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:30
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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Moonraker
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?